PENGUIN JOKES

Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.

Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.

Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.

Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.

Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: What do mother Penguins say to their children
before they go out in the dark?
A: Beak....careful out there.

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don´t wanna fall out.

Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.

 

 

Cheeky Penguin Corporate - Naaaahhhh!

Cheeky Penguin Websites is corporate but not really! Legally we have our i's dotted t's crossed, but we definitely don't look corporate. Our goal is to provide top notch quality website and services and not have it cost anymore than an arm or leg. We don't carry a lot of extra expenses so we can provide the same services as those expensive web development companies without having too charge you as much. Yeahhhhhh!

We put this page up so we can have a little fun at our expense.

 

Here is a list of 'Cheeky P's Favourite things!

Favourite Hockey Team!

Who else but the Stanely Cup Champions 'Pittsburg Penguins'!

The staff of Cheeky Penguin are all Canuck fans, don't tell the boss!

Favourite Way to Relax!

Learning about all of the great ways to make websites better!

The staff says 'Cheeky P' is all about fashion and is constantly looking at the latest trends!

Favourite type of Food!

Sardines!

The staff of Cheeky Penguin hate Sardines!

Favourite thing to do on a day off!

'Cheeky P' likes to work all of the time, so their is no need for time off!

The staff of Cheeky Penguin believes that 'Cheeky P' needs to find that special someone!

Favourite dance!

There is only one dance and that is the Penguin Polka, waddle, waddle, dip!

The staff of Cheeky Penguin is trying to get 'Cheeky P' to add a couple more new steps, its not working!

Favourite Athlete(s)!

The whole Canadian Olympic team, good luck!

The staff of Cheeky Penguin would also like to extend the Canadian Olympic team the very best for 2010!

Thanks for you to take the time to read this, as you can tell we like to have fun but we also want to earn your business, so contact us with any web service you require. Thanks from the team at Cheeky Penguin!
 
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